December 5, 2007...7:28 pm
my dog is hungry…
yesterday she ate a spoon, well, the plastic end of it, and some wood, there is this piece of artwork hanging on the wall, has been hanging there for all this time, but yesterday my dog decided it was high time to chew up the wood stick holding the fabric together… a small portion of it anyway, because I got it away from her before she demolished it too much..
.other items that she has eaten include cardboard boxes, eyeglasses (again just the plastic), pens, she loves that plastic, shoes, items of clothing such as terrycloth robe belt, comforter, her blankets, paper, anything that is not tied down or out of reach, apparently…as well as poop, grass, dog food, treats and snacks, and my hand (when we play, she likes to be Mrs. Alligator mouth and play bites), she is a very mouthy girl… bored and wanting to play… seeking tasty snacks…
perhaps I should put an ad on craigslist for her… girl dog just wanna eat you out of house and home…. my dog just ate my homework…she has eaten or torn apart all of the bones, chew toys that I have ever given her within minutes… except for her Kong, but after the goodies and peanut butter are gone, ho hum….
so what’s a girl puppy supposed to do when her mom is ignoring her, huh? chew up the rug and that will get mom’s attention… or stick head under the bed and growl… a favorite… that way, she will give belly rubs…been letting her sleep on the bed again, she has been sleeping on the floor for three months now, just hope she does not decide to chew up the pillows while I sleep…
hey mom, I cannot believe I ate the whole thing ! geeeeezzzz….
any ideas, suggestions or tips, we are welcome to them…
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